Thursday, May 14, 2009

Liberals Hate Women

According to Ann Coulter liberals hate women, especially attractive women who are republicans/conservatives just because they’re conservatives. This is too crazy to not be true and so I have to side with conservatives on this issue.

After reading Ann Coulter’s article it’s clear that people hate her, not because she’s a crazy political and religious bigot and zealot, but because as usual she’s got a point.

The point I feel is that liberals shouldn’t say anything to anyone, ever, because any attack on conservatives for wrongs conservatives have committed, liberals themselves are guilty of. So any liberal attacks are simply liberal hypocrisy. Conservatives attacks are simply exposing liberal hypocrisy and liberal crimes against America. Conservatives have the moral high ground at least all of the time.

I’m also supporting Ann Coulter in her conservative fantasy that women should not be allowed to vote, unless they’re married to a good conservative man (I’m now a good conservative man, so feel free to let me tell you who to vote for) who can direct his wife to vote for the proper non-liberal candidate.

Only fools would disagree.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

The American Monk

By a super weird coincidence, after I had discovered Burt Goldman's amazing quantum jumping website, a friend of mine referred me to the guru known as the American Monk (http://www.theamericanmonk.com), and it turns out this guru is none other than Burt Goldman! I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Burt Goldman isn't a one trick pony and it would make sense that there would be a lot of steps to attain a level of enlightenment to discover something like quantum jumping. It seems clear to me that Burt Goldman is trying to reach as many people as possible by combining facets of established mysticism that he has acquired by traveling all over the world and learning from respected masters.

The thing to remember is Burt Goldman is 81 years old, so pretty much anything he does besides get his drivers license revoked and dying is a testament to the power of his wisdom and abilities. However, the only thing that I don't understand offhand is why neither of Burt Goldman's websites refer to each other. It certainly seems like you'd be helping people twice as much while doubling your chances at reaching people. But I'm sure Burt Goldman has a good reason and I get the feeling that his wisdom is above question, especially from someone like me.

On a side note I've noticed over the years that masters of certain arts of mysticism really hate it when others, like Burt Goldman, dilute cherished beliefs by creating their own hodgepodge hybrids mysticism. Sometimes masters take it personally and do something about it. For example, some claim that Bruce Lee was killed by the mystical chi powers possessed by Chinese martial arts masters for teaching their arts to westerners. I certainly hope that Burt Goldman hasn't incurred a similar fate by petty and vengeful maters. But I think it's a valid concern. And maybe, just maybe those vengeful masters are so evil, petty and vicious they'll seek to kill all of Burt Goldman's students too.

So while I appreciate everything Burt Goldman has done and is trying to do I think the risk of mystic vengeance is just too great to get involved.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Quantum Pulse

Years ago someone turned me onto the V.I.B.E. machine, but the FDA or some other government agency hellbent on protecting science and medicine shut them down. But the creator of the V.I.B.E. machine, Gene Koonce, didn't let that get him down and he released a new machine called the Quantum Pulse (http://www.thequantumpulse.com). It looks and works exactly like the V.I.B.E so far as I can tell, but he says it's brand new and updated and that's good enough for me.

Now let me explain for a second. The basic idea is that atoms have a frequency and through some process of vibrations we can effect those atoms. The Quantum Pulse vibrates human atoms just right so you and I can be at optimal health, that is assuming you think positive thoughts to help the process along. Personally I think this is much nicer than taking pills because you're not really involved emotionally in the healing process and that's really important I think.

The creator of the Quantum Pulse can't say that his machine will cure diseases because of laws solely designed to keep helpful knowledge down, but thankfully people who have been cured by his machine don't have a government muzzle on them and they can sing the praises of his breakthrough technology through testimonials, and I think it's fair to say that the plural of anecdote is data.

It seems clear to me that this is just another example of the medical industry suppressing something that is cheap, harmless and universally effective for almost any health problem because they fear competition. The modern medical establishment has had over a 150 years to make headway against diseases and they haven't made any progress, not one bit. It's clear we should return to a time of more natural and simple cures because people who used them were healthier than people today. Well you may say, "but the average lifespan globally used to be 30 years and life expectancy has doubled to more than 60 years globally in the last two hundred years." My response is, people were healthier in those 30 years than our 60+ years.

The only problem is the Quantum Pulse website is suffering from a serious case of FDA gags. But don't worry, using the magic wonders of the Internet I'll link you to an old version of the Quantum Pulse/V.I.B.E. website when their information was a little more accessible.

May 2003 vibemachine.com

As you can see, they can't cure disease like HIV/AIDS and Hepatitis, but the Quantum Pulse/V.I.B.E. can make you so healthy that you're basically immune to the effects. And basically, it can cure cancer by returning unhealthy cells to a healthy state. Gene Koonce, I'm not sure how being a TV repair man for 30 years imparted the knowledge and skills to build such an amazing machine, but I am impressed.

TV Repairmen -1:Science and Medicine - 0

Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement

Alex Jones and Endgame have changed my life. I was asleep, unconscious, but now I am awake and everything is crystal clear. (You need to watch this: http://www.endgamethemovie.com) I have to admit I am scared and this time I know it's justified.

Listen, I knew the world was a bad place, with bad people almost everywhere. I knew the rich and powerful and scientists and doctors are inherently evil, but I didn't realize exactly how evil and how far reaching their plots and influence reach. You need to know it too in order to protect yourself from the globalist and elitist and scientific agendas that want to enslave you, your family and your countrymen, kill 80% of the population, harvest your organs and make themselves immortal through unreleased technology.

Now granted the only problem I could find with Endgame is I couldn't find any outside sources that agree with Alex Jones' facts or interpretation of them, but I quickly realized that the globalist elites control all mainstream sources of information and so those sources of course are not going to agree with the truth. But despite that, I am thankful guys like Alex Jones are on the case, finding the clues and making the brilliant deductions that are so counter-intuitive that no normal person would be able to come to the obvious conclusions Endgame draws.

I'd like to believe we cold stop them, I really would. But we have no money, resources or real power to do so. How can we stop them? I think the simple answer is, we can't. Eventually they will win and I want to be on the winning team... sorry Alex. At least Alex Jones alerted me to the situation so I could at least make an informed decision on which side to pick. I guess I'll put in a good word for him when my malevolent overlords finally seize control of the planet through whatever vile machinations they have planned.

Quantum Jumping

I am so stoked! I discovered that I can jump to parallel universes through a mechanism of quantum mechanics dubbed quantum jumping. Personally I would have called it quantum leaping for nostalgia reasons, but that's just me and I've never discovered anything amazing on my own. So why would you want to quantum jump to a parallel universe? Well among all the parallel universes there's other versions of you and between all of them they probably know everything, so you can go meet them and learn their special skills that you don't have. What makes this process so amazing is that you can learn your alternate yous skills instantly, without doing any of the hard work they had to do to acquire those skills. I guess that also makes the alternate you a hard working chump and you the most superior you because you're the one who knows about quantum jumping. I've always dreamed of something like this, and to have it be true is so amazing I cannot describe it.

I discovered this marvelous process on http://www.quantumjumping.com. The guy, Burt Goldman, is finally sharing this technique with us after decades of keeping it secret, because even he admits it sounds bat shit crazy. Now before you dismiss this guy as a total piece of shit quack fraud, he claims that guys like Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku are discovering things that support his claims. Now I couldn't find any evidence of that, but these guys are heavy hitters in quantum physics, which is a field of science developed solely so scientists can make stuff up (like they always do, all the time) and hide behind the mysticism of quantum mechanics in maintaining their cracked out ideas are factual.

With the power of quantum jumping and infinite parallel universes you can learn almost anything there is to know, how awesome is that? Maybe there's even a you who is having sex with Megan Fox, you can kill him and take his place. It certainly seems like jet Li's sci-fi thriller, The One, is a little less science fiction and more science fact at this point. Of course if your goals are more noble you could learn how to paint or do brain surgery.

I brought up Quantum Leap earlier and I feel I need to bring it up again. What if I get trapped in a parallel universe? What then? Poor Sam Beckett, in case you didn't know what happened in the series finale, "Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home." I want to return home, so as much as Quantum Jumping may appeal to me I think I'll be better off avoiding the risks incurred. I guess I'll just have to learn things the old fashioned way.