Kevin Trudeau is Should Have Won the Nobel Prize

Like a lot of people I think Obama didn’t deserve a Nobel prize. Now I’m not going to complain about him getting one outside of saying that there was someone who is more deserving, Kevin Trudeau.

Kevin Trudeau has been helping mankind for nearly twenty years and the only thing he has ever got from it is a hassle by the FTC, skeptics, scientists, and the medical establishment. Well that and millions of dollars. But still, millions of dollars is small recompense compared to everything he’s done for mankind. Is it so much to ask for a little universal recognition and the prestige gained from winning a Nobel prize?

What has he done you ask? Well the big one is Natural Cures they don’t want you to know about. Cheap, natural, non-invasive cures for practically any ailment. The knowledge in Kevin’s book will let you cure everything from the common cold to cancer. Yes, Kevin Trudeau has effectively cured cancer and no one in the medical establishment is big enough to give him any credit.

After Kevin Trudeau single handedly fixed our backwards so called “evidence based” medical system he didn’t just sit on his laurels (what are laurels anyway?). Kevin went our of his way in the face of impending financial crisis and mounting American personal debt to discover Debt Cures they don’t want you to know about, which he published and that’s how Kevin Trudeau averted a second Great Depression.

Even when I was a kid I remember Kevin Trudeau and his MegaMemory program. I used MegaMemory exclusively, well I saw a MegaMemory infomercial once and the effect was dramatic. I can’t even guess at how good a person’s memory would be if they actually bought and used the program. But the FTC didn’t like it so they shut it down. I guess they didn’t want people to have good memories so they could remember all the stupid bullshit the government deals in.

So compared to Obama it’s clear that Kevin Trudeau is the better man and should probably win a Nobel Prize every year.

Frank Dux is the best martial artist in the world!

Frank Dux is the subject of an action movie called Bloodsport, which is a biography about his life and fighting career. Stated at the end of the movie, this is all you need to know about Frank Dux:

From 1975 to 1980 Frank W. Dux fought 329 matches. He retired undefeated as the World Heavy Weight Full Contact Kumite Champion. Mr. Dux still holds four world records:

Fastest Knockout - 3.2 seconds
Fastest Punch with a Knockout - .12 seconds
Fastest Kick with a Knockout - 72 mph
Most Consecutive Knockouts in a Single Tournament - 56

The Kumite is a super secret, invite only, no holds barred, mixed martial arts tournament held once every five years. No one famous is ever invited because no one who has time to be famous can possibly have enough time to train to compete effectively in the Kumite.

To my knowledge no one has ever come close to breaking Frank Dux’s records. This fact makes him the toughest man who ever lived and the best fighter since humans invented the punch. And it is not unfair to say that anyone you have ever thought was a decent fighter would be pounded to a pulp by Frank Dux.

No one has the experience or the skill to approach Frank Dux’s epic feats up superhuman fighting strength. In fact Frank Dux’s records are so fantastic that people claim they’re not even true. Such naysayers would refer us to MMA today and muse about how not even the best fighters in the UFC or PrideFC have ever come close to the kind of numbers that Frank Dux has generated.

The simple answer is that the UFC is a haven for no talent bums who can’t hack it in the Kumite. Case in point, has any UFC fighter ever even been invited to compete in the Kumite? Fat chance. The sorts of fighters that the UFC attracts care more about money and fame than honor or true martial arts skill.

People may also doubt the number of fights Frank Dux fought, 329 fights in five years. If you count those five years to their entirety you get 1,825 days when divided by 329 fights gets you a fight ever five to six days. No one in the UFC could fight that often. So what does that say about UFC fighters?

But what about injuries? Even good fighters get cut bad sometimes, or break a hand, tear muscles or ligaments, get caught by lucky shots and knocked out, or lose decisions. Well Frank Dux isn’t just a good fighter, as previously established, he’s the best fighter to exist since mankind has invented the punch. So nothing like that could ever happen to him. No one can catch him off guard and he never makes mistakes, even if he did no one else in the world is skilled enough to capitalize on his mistakes.

There’s one point of contention I have with how Frank Dux is treated by naysayers; Chuck Norris facts are an example. Obviously Frank Dux should be the subject of these facts and not a second rate martial artists like Chuck Norris.

When I read Chuck Norris facts I can’t help but see how Frank Dux could make them better. For example an original Chuck Norris fact is: “Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried.” But if you inject some Frank Dux in the results are superior, as one would expect when Frank Dux gets involved: “Frank Dux found out that Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer so Frank Dux beat up Chuck Norris until he cried. And that’s how Frank Dux cured cancer and won the Nobel Prize.”

Frank Dux is my hero and if he’s not your hero by now you should consult a neurologist.

The Earth is Hollow

I know I said the Earth was flat. I was so sure that it was. But it's come to my attention that the flat Earth theory just doesn't hold water. What does hold water is that the Earth is hollow. After I watched this video about the hollow Earth (it’s about 24 minutes long, but they will change your life if you’re not close minded), I was sold.

The folks at http://www.hollow-earth.org (run by the ISCE) have dotted all their I’s and crossed their T’s. Now I could just leave it at that because really my case is settled I think. But it turns out I am pissed at two groups of people.

First there’s the goddamn flat earthers and their retarded theories, misleading ten maybe twenty people. But the people who really get my goat are the scientists who are preaching that the Earth isn’t hollow. Almost everyone believes those guys, and why? It’s not like they’ve dug a hole all the way through to prove their crackpot theories. In fact they farthest they’ve gotten is 7.6 miles. That’s it! That’s about 1% of the way through the Earth. That’s all they’ve done. Everything else they claim is based on gravity theory or seismic information.

The gravity claim is that if the Earth were hollow, people on the inside would be practically weightless. I’m not sure how this proves that it’s not, it just means that underdwellers can fly and have super strength! So basically that’s awesome.

The seismic information claims that vibrations from earthquakes passing through the planet are observable and can be used to map the structure of the inside of the Earth. They claim that if the Earth was hollow the data they have would be different. My personal opinion is that geologists have some sort of vested interest in covering up the hollow Earth so they just nurse any data they find to confirm their beliefs and deny the truth. We call this behavior “confirmation bias” and it’s very prevalent in science, almost to the point of making science worthless, except when they actually discover something (which hardly ever happens).

What makes the whole situation just the worst is that the ISCE is working so hard to prove their ideas and scientists aren’t helping out at all. I am certain that scientists are poised to take all the credit for any discoveries the ISCE make. You have to wonder why these days scientists are the only ones who make scientific discoveries.

My worry is that the underdwellers are malevolent and technologically superior but vastly morally inferior. I am betting that the underdwellers are planning an outright assault on us either for bloodthirsty conquest or to steal all of our natural resources and sunlight. I am positive scientists know about their plans but in return for their silence they hope to be well rewarded in the New World Order.

I’m making it my goal to be a part of Operation Polaris. I don’t have any useful skills but I’m sure I can contribute something. Given the chance I might be able to infiltrate the underdweller society and cause it to collapse from the inside thus saving everyone. I doubt anyone will ever recognize my heroics, but unlike most people I don’t do things for recognition.

The Earth Is Flat

For most of my life I have been under the delusion that the Earth is sphere, that’s what every so called reliable source claims. But recently I’ve become involved with the Flat Earth Society and I have learned the truth, the Earth is indeed flat contrary to common knowledge.

For of years a minority group of heretics have tried to convince the masses that the Earth is a sphere despite ancient wisdom that clearly proves that the Earth is flat. In previous eras heretics were executed for questioning established wisdom, but somehow they’ve made headway in recent centuries and have gained control of education institutions and warped the minds of learned men. Through a carefully orchestrated onslaught on the masses they have succeeded in convincing most that the Earth is a sphere. However the evidence compiled by organizations, like the Flat Earth Society, clearly disagrees.

As you can see Flat Earth Literature and Resources are comprehensive and should be able to address any questions or doubts a skeptic may have. There are books and movies and experiments dedicated to the subject of a flat Earth. It’s all the stuff one needs to prove a point. What does science have to answer with? Dogma, and the staunch refusal to acknowledge facts that they did not invent. It’s quite sad in my opinion.

To my mind this issue is just another example of science resisting progress and holding humanity back from its true potential. I just have one question to ask all the sphere Earth believing scientists, “would it be the end of the world if the Earth was flat?” I think it’s fair to say the answer is no. So why not at least be open to the possibility of a flat Earth without dismissing it outright with mindless prejudice.

Of course I very much doubt that self-important scientists will heed my call for reason because I don’t have any PhD’s to make me important enough to listen to. It’s just so disheartening that science is consistently slow to embrace new ideas and forward thinking, especially when thoughts come outside the science clique.

I expect the vitriolic attacks on flat Earthers will continue unabated. If you browse the official Flat Earth Society forums I’m sure you’ll see what I mean. Is this the best response the learned elite can offer? Names and ridicule? Maybe if science and scientists actually concerned themselves with learning then they might actually prove one of their crackpot claims someday.

I know some who read this will not be able to free their minds enough to accept that they’ve been lied to. I urge you not to be so close minded, the sooner that you accept this truth, the sooner other truths will be apparent to you. Be a free thinker, have an open mind. The Earth is clearly flat, denying it won’t change reality.

Liberals Hate Women

According to Ann Coulter liberals hate women, especially attractive women who are republicans/conservatives just because they’re conservatives. This is too crazy to not be true and so I have to side with conservatives on this issue.

After reading Ann Coulter’s article it’s clear that people hate her, not because she’s a crazy political and religious bigot and zealot, but because as usual she’s got a point.

The point I feel is that liberals shouldn’t say anything to anyone, ever, because any attack on conservatives for wrongs conservatives have committed, liberals themselves are guilty of. So any liberal attacks are simply liberal hypocrisy. Conservatives attacks are simply exposing liberal hypocrisy and liberal crimes against America. Conservatives have the moral high ground at least all of the time.

I’m also supporting Ann Coulter in her conservative fantasy that women should not be allowed to vote, unless they’re married to a good conservative man (I’m now a good conservative man, so feel free to let me tell you who to vote for) who can direct his wife to vote for the proper non-liberal candidate.

Only fools would disagree.

The American Monk

By a super weird coincidence, after I had discovered Burt Goldman's amazing quantum jumping website, a friend of mine referred me to the guru known as the American Monk (http://www.theamericanmonk.com), and it turns out this guru is none other than Burt Goldman! I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Burt Goldman isn't a one trick pony and it would make sense that there would be a lot of steps to attain a level of enlightenment to discover something like quantum jumping. It seems clear to me that Burt Goldman is trying to reach as many people as possible by combining facets of established mysticism that he has acquired by traveling all over the world and learning from respected masters.

The thing to remember is Burt Goldman is 81 years old, so pretty much anything he does besides get his drivers license revoked and dying is a testament to the power of his wisdom and abilities. However, the only thing that I don't understand offhand is why neither of Burt Goldman's websites refer to each other. It certainly seems like you'd be helping people twice as much while doubling your chances at reaching people. But I'm sure Burt Goldman has a good reason and I get the feeling that his wisdom is above question, especially from someone like me.

On a side note I've noticed over the years that masters of certain arts of mysticism really hate it when others, like Burt Goldman, dilute cherished beliefs by creating their own hodgepodge hybrids mysticism. Sometimes masters take it personally and do something about it. For example, some claim that Bruce Lee was killed by the mystical chi powers possessed by Chinese martial arts masters for teaching their arts to westerners. I certainly hope that Burt Goldman hasn't incurred a similar fate by petty and vengeful maters. But I think it's a valid concern. And maybe, just maybe those vengeful masters are so evil, petty and vicious they'll seek to kill all of Burt Goldman's students too.

So while I appreciate everything Burt Goldman has done and is trying to do I think the risk of mystic vengeance is just too great to get involved.

Quantum Pulse

Years ago someone turned me onto the V.I.B.E. machine, but the FDA or some other government agency hellbent on protecting science and medicine shut them down. But the creator of the V.I.B.E. machine, Gene Koonce, didn't let that get him down and he released a new machine called the Quantum Pulse (http://www.thequantumpulse.com). It looks and works exactly like the V.I.B.E so far as I can tell, but he says it's brand new and updated and that's good enough for me.

Now let me explain for a second. The basic idea is that atoms have a frequency and through some process of vibrations we can effect those atoms. The Quantum Pulse vibrates human atoms just right so you and I can be at optimal health, that is assuming you think positive thoughts to help the process along. Personally I think this is much nicer than taking pills because you're not really involved emotionally in the healing process and that's really important I think.

The creator of the Quantum Pulse can't say that his machine will cure diseases because of laws solely designed to keep helpful knowledge down, but thankfully people who have been cured by his machine don't have a government muzzle on them and they can sing the praises of his breakthrough technology through testimonials, and I think it's fair to say that the plural of anecdote is data.

It seems clear to me that this is just another example of the medical industry suppressing something that is cheap, harmless and universally effective for almost any health problem because they fear competition. The modern medical establishment has had over a 150 years to make headway against diseases and they haven't made any progress, not one bit. It's clear we should return to a time of more natural and simple cures because people who used them were healthier than people today. Well you may say, "but the average lifespan globally used to be 30 years and life expectancy has doubled to more than 60 years globally in the last two hundred years." My response is, people were healthier in those 30 years than our 60+ years.

The only problem is the Quantum Pulse website is suffering from a serious case of FDA gags. But don't worry, using the magic wonders of the Internet I'll link you to an old version of the Quantum Pulse/V.I.B.E. website when their information was a little more accessible.

May 2003 vibemachine.com

As you can see, they can't cure disease like HIV/AIDS and Hepatitis, but the Quantum Pulse/V.I.B.E. can make you so healthy that you're basically immune to the effects. And basically, it can cure cancer by returning unhealthy cells to a healthy state. Gene Koonce, I'm not sure how being a TV repair man for 30 years imparted the knowledge and skills to build such an amazing machine, but I am impressed.

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